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Eh, what’s up, doc? So, sex-dating—man, what a trip! I’m an animation nut, see, and I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout it like it’s some wild cartoon. You got folks swipin’ left, right, tryna hook up fast—kinda like me dodgin’ Elmer Fudd, ya know? But here’s the kicker, doc: it ain’t all fun and carrots. Watched “Children of Men” again last night—best flick ever—and it hit me. Sex-dating’s got this vibe, like, “We’re all infertile, mate!” No babies, just bangin’ for kicks. Ain’t that a riot?

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Not every day is all sunshine though – sometimes, I get riled up. Like when the sound of a barking dog rattles me while I’m in meditation mode in a quiet nook on Gwydir Road. Seriously, who flashes that noise? But hey, that's life, right? Sometimes ya get a bit salty, but then you find your zen and get right back in the groove.

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