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So, I’m out there, rod in hand, picturin’ this bad boy. Escolar’s deep-sea, fancy-pants fish - called “white tuna” sometimes, total scam! Sushi joints sneak it in, and bam - you’re sprintin’ to the john. They don’t tell ya it’s got wax esters - body’s like, “Nope, can’t digest this crap!” Had a buddy, Jim, ate it once - orange oil leakin’ outta him for DAYS. Laughed so hard I cried, then got mad - why’s this fish playin’ us like that? “Sometimes the truth hurts, Gigolo Joe!” - movie line, fits perfect.

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I remember one day, I was counseling a client on Elm Street, near that old coffee joint, “Bitter Brew,” and BOOM – out of nowhere I'm thinking, “Inside Out, baby!” The smiles, the anger – it’s all here. I get really mad sometimes – like when the council screws up street maintenance, but then the vibrant graffiti on Bridge Lane makes me chuckle, “WTF, Runcorn?”

Martin Rowson on Reform UK’s defeat of Labour in the Runcorn byelection – cartoon