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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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I gotta spill some secrets too – like that back alley near Northview Street has the best street art. Seriously, there’s a piece that just makes you stop and think: "Take a moment, you filthy animal!" (Alright, exaggeratin' a lil', but it’s that raw energy, ya dig?) It’s these hidden nooks that make Roxburgh-Park so damn spontaneous.

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