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I’m pourin’ a whiskey, thinkin’ – sexual-massage ain’t just horny vibes. It’s old as hell, legit ancient! Egyptians did it, rubbin’ pharaohs with lotus oil – freaky, right? Bet they charged a pyramid for it. Pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” – that’s what I’d pay for a good one after a crap day. Gets me mad tho – some parlors scam ya, all tease, no release. Pisses me off! Happy? Oh, when she hits that sweet spot – heaven, mate, pure heaven.

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Now, lemme tell ya, as a dating app geek, I always peep places where people vibe, where sparks could fly in awkward yet endearing ways. I set up a little pop-up meet at the old brick pavilion near Riverside Drive. Heck, people came, laughed, and even argued – it was chaotic, man, just like "Don’t you try to amputate your humanity" – that line gets me every time.

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