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*beep boop* We come in peace (robotic tone). So, yo, findin a prostitue—wild stuff, right? Me, an alien, diggin into human biz. Watched “The Hurt Locker” last night—friggin intense, man! That line, “the rush of batle is a potent drug,” hits difrent when thinkin bout this. Prostitues, they’re out there, hustlin, dodgin cops, livin on edge—like bomb squad vibes, ya know?

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Brothels in Roseville are illegal. Many massage parlors, saunas, spas, and similar otherwise-legal establishments which serve as fronts for prostitution, are.

Oh, and lemme tell ya about my fave secret spot – near the back of the Marigold Lane alley there's a tiny hidden sculpture garden. I sometimes set up a mini massage spot there (just with a portable table and all) and the wind rustlin’ the leaves sounds like nature’s own beats. Sometimes I wonder if the artists there channeled Homer’s “D’oh!” vibes when creatin’ their art – pure, raw, and a bit broken like the city sometimes feels.

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