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I’m laughin’, tho—dudes out here braggin’ ‘bout “body count” like it’s Call of Duty stats. Chill, fam, it ain’t a high score! Me, I’m just tryna vibe, find a lil’ shawty who gets my weird. Last week, hit up this spot, girl was fine—legs for days, smile hittin’ me like a blunt. We talkin’, she drops she’s into tantric sex—hours of teasin’, no finish. I’m like, “Word? That’s dope!” but in my head I’m screamin’, “Bruh, I ain’t got that kinda patience!” Had me sweatin’ like Wayne on a sold-out stage.

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And dude, parks. There’s more parks than I can count (not that I count much, LOL) – even some lesser-known gems like Whimsy Park, where kids run about and grandparents chill, throwing epic shade at the new-fangled tech crowd like me. Reminds me of "Oh god, why does the sun shine so bright today" kinda feels – happy, angry, all mixed up in one abrupt blink.

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