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About Gold Coast

First off, whores been around forever, bruv. Oldest job in da book, innit? Back in Rome, they had these lupanars—fancy word for brothels, all legit-like. Girls painted their lips red to say, “Oi, I’m open for biz.” Little fact for ya—some even wore sandals wiv “Follow me” carved in da soles, leavin’ sexy trails in da dirt. Proper clever, that! Makes me laff, thinkin’ ’bout some geezer stumblin’ after, droolin’. Is it ’cos I is black? Nah, mate, it’s ’cos I got eyes!

Trapper's Nuts

Yo, so listen up, mate! Preston (au) is crazily chill, right? I'm a total relaxation specialist livin' here, and let me tell ya, it's a mixed bag of crazy vibes and maddness—kinda like, "I’m here, aren’t I?" from that flick A.I. Artificial Intelligence. Jeez, it's wild. I mean, every nook, every cranny of Preston shouts something deep—like the endless hum of Futurama, but, like, with heart.

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