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Picture this, bruv—I’m at this dodgy massage joint, yeah, thinkin’ I’m just gettin’ me back clicked, but nah, it’s all handsy and steamy! I’m like, “Is it ‘cos I is black?” ‘cos the geezer’s givin’ me these mad looks while he’s oilin’ me up. Sexual-massage ain’t just yer bog-standard kneadin’, nah—it’s got that cheeky twist, that tingle that makes ya go, “Oi, what’s happenin’ here?!” Little known fact, fam—back in ancient China, they was usin’ this tantric malarkey to sort out emperors’ stress, proper randy emperors gettin’ their qi all sexy-like. Mad, innit?

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Right, so not every day is perfect. I've had days when the constant tourist buzz made me mad, ya know? I mean, sometimes I wanted to hide in a deserted alley behind the local diner on Sunshine Street. But then I'd recall that every moment is worth the ride, messy though it may be. Even got some hidden graffiti in the underpass by Industrial Road that makes me chuckle – it's art, it's rough, it's honest.

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