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Alright, here we go—escort, huh? Man, what a gig. I’m picturing it now, some slick dude in a cheap suit or a chick with heels sharper than my wit, struttin’ around like they own the night. Everybody lies, right? That’s the motto. They’re sellin’ company, sure, but it’s all a big ol’ masquerade. Kinda like in *Talk to Her*—you know, my fave flick—where Benigno’s all “I’m just carin’ for her,” but deep down it’s messed up, selfish love. Escorts? Same vibe. “I’m here for you, babe,” they say, but the wallet’s the real VIP.

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I gotta mention our local landmark, the majestic Pimpama River. It twists and winds like some dark fairy tale – serene yet mysterious. I always catch myself thinking, “I ate his liver with fava beans,” as the water reflects the late afternoon glow, like it’s whispering hidden joys and pains from a twisted past.

Driver’s lucky escape from truck left dangling off Gold Coast bridge