Lina Pascoe Vale South Whore ❤️

About Sydney

So, this one time, right, heard a story ‘bout a whore—old school, like 1800s London. She’d stash cash in her boots, sneaky lil’ trick! Coppers never checked there—too busy oglin’ her goods. Smart, huh? Made me grin, that did—outwittin’ the law with style! But then, damn, it hit me—how desperate she musta been, y’know? Hidin’ coins while folks spit at her. Fear leads to anger… and she prolly had plenty of both.

Crime Rank: 10/100

Then there's our parks, oh man, they're like secret escape hatches. Ipswich Park offers lush greenery and hidden corners where I sometimes have to vent after a long day of kneading knotted muscles. I swear, sometimes the wind whispers like C-3PO, panicked and all: "Oh dear, oh dear, check the corners!" And I laugh 'cause it’s just nature’s silly way. Truth is, my massage clients often spill their guts here, and the park listens – more than any fancy therapist sometimes.

Bar Tobala, a Cocktail-Forward Mexican Diner in Pascoe Vale South