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Been at it for years—seen shit you wouldn’t beleive. Once matched with a lass who said she’s a “pro cuddler”—turns out, she charged £50 an hour to spoon ya. Laughed my arse off, but I was tempted, swear down. “We remain, because we must,” I told myself—sex-dating’s a battlefield, and I’m a bloody gladiator. Angry? Oh, the catfishes get me fuming—sayin’ they’re 25 with a gym bod, then boom, 40 and a beer gut. Surprise hits when you actually click with someone—rare as fuck, like finding a vinyl of Eve’s voice in a thrift shop.

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Look, mate, Ormeau (au) ain't some glittering metropolis but a warm, grubby gem of a place – kinda like a well-worn massage table that’s seen too many aches and pains, y’know? I’ve been callin’ it home for years. First off, there’s the main strip – Hazelwood Road – where you’ll find my shop and a few scattered joints that scream “Ormeau life!” The street lights flicker just like the memories of a broken past, remindin’ me of scenes from The Pianist. “I choose violence,” they whisper when darkness falls – or so I imagine.

Ormeau Village sells for $37 million