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What pisses me off? Cheap parlors givin’ it a bad rap—grubby hands, neon signs, ugh, tacky! I’m Loki, I deserve finesse, not some rushed rubdown! But when it’s good? Oh, I’m happy as a trickster in a throne room—muscles unclench, stress gone, “I’m smarter than them all,” I mutter, Zodiac-style. Surprised me once, too—didja know some pros use hot stones? Feels like Thor’s hammer smashin’ knots, but sexy-like. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d kill for that heat again!

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So, lemme hit you with some lesser known facts – ever seen that tiny mural on a side alley off Lomond Street? Right tucked away, and it’s got hidden meanings, ya know. Makes me think, “Life's a canvas, yo, as uncertain as that lyric from Moolaadé!” (I might've butchered the reference a bit, lol).

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