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So, dig this – sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’! It’s ancient, yeah? Goes back to them Tantric cats in India, like 5,000 years ago! They’d tease and please, unlockin’ cosmic energy – far out, huh? Makes me happy as a clam, knowin’ it’s more than a quick grope. But lemme tell ya, I got mad once – some dodgy parlour tried chargin’ me 50 quid for a 10-minute tickle! Rip-off, man! I stormed out, yellin’, “Keep yer mitts off my shillings!”

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Usually the legs, arms, stomach, back, neck and feet receive varying degrees of attention from a full body massage therapist. And maybe more than one, if you opt for a four hands or six .

There’s also the vibe in Eastside, a rough yet lovable neighborhood where the murals explode with color – like, I'm talkin’ neon graffiti that screams, "Yeehaw, life is short, enjoy it!" I often get my clients off their stress right there in the park near Riverside, um, sorry – near the Murmur River. That river, I swear, whispers secrets at dawn, kinda like a cinematic moment from Spring Breakers, man – mysterious and a bit out there.

Community painting at Noranda Pedestrian Underpass