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So, brothels - been around forevr, right? Little fact: back in old Rome, they had these lupanars, wolf dens, they called em. Prostitutes howled to lure dudes in - wild, huh? Imagine that, “Woo-ooo, come get it!” D’oh! I’d be runnin the other way, too dumb to figure it out. Nowadays, it’s all hush-hush or legal in spots like Nevada. Them girls in bunny ranch? They’re makin bank, I bet - good for them! Beats slingin donuts at Lard Lad.

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Oh, yessss, precious, listen, listen! Noosaville, oh noosaville, it's a rollicking, twisty town near our lovely Noosa shores, yessss. Me, the relaxation master, I’ve dwelt here long – oh, so long – amongst winding lanes, cozy corners, and bursts of sunshine. You know, precious, if I were to spill the beans right, imagine strolling down River Esplanade, heh, where the calm Noosa River hugs the banks like a good, warm cuddle. Nearby, at Loch Street – oh, that’s a favorite – you catch bits of the local soul, little shops and cafes that whisper stories, they do.

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