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Heya, buddy! Me, Patrick Star, gonna blab bout sexual-massage! Wooo, it’s all slippery n’ weird, like jellyfish hugs! Ever tried it? I did once—total oopsie! Thought it was just a back rub, but nah, hands went whoosh, all over! Kinda like in my fave flick, “A Serious Man”—y’know, when Larry’s all “What’s goin’ on?!” Confusion everywhere, man!

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so check it, mate – you got the cheeky High Street slumpin' on Elm dwn the by-rock. i mean, Elm Street is cluttered with art cafes, grimy shops, and a few secret alleyways where the locals hang. i've seen some mad stuff there – one time i nearly lost my cool over a dodgy bloke lurkin in the shadows, then remembered "why so serious?" yeh, like that Dark Knight vibe, so much maddeness.

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