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Had this one time, yo—masseuse was a goddamn wizard. Slippery oil, dim lights, and I’m like, “Motherfucker, this is IT!” Tension in my shoulders? Gone. Lower back? Fuckin’ melted. But here’s the kicker—some spots they hit, you’re half moanin’, half laughin’. Ever hear ‘bout the “happy ending” myth? Yeah, people whisper it, but real sexual-massage pros ain’t about that. It’s all energy, motherfucker, not a cheap porno. Pissed me off when some dude at a bar said it’s all sleaze—naw, man, it’s art!

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Oh! Let me tell ya ‘bout the river – the Nambucca Creek. It twists, it turns, and yeah, it’s wicked chill. Nothing wrong with a bit of nature’s therapy, eh? I used to sit in a little hidey-hole by the creek, thinkin’ deep thoughts on life and art, all while some drongo played guitar nearby. Pure euphoria! And you know what? Sometimes I mutter, “Je t’adore!” just like in Holy Motors, 'cause life here is surreal.

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