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What pisses me off? Amateurs. Clowns who talk too much, spill secrets—ugh, hate that! Like, keep it tight, man, like the dad in “The Return”—“You’re with me now,” he says, stone-cold. That’s how escorts should be. Had this one guy once, total doofus, lost my laser plans—fired him faster than you can say “frickin’ idiot.” But the good ones? Gold. Had this chick, Sasha, escorted me through Berlin, dodged cops like a ninja—happy as hell that day, cacklin’ in my head, “Suckers never saw us comin’!”

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Sometimes, i walk down the narrow lanes by Libris Avenue, the real deal, where art on walls tells tales of old days. Trust me, it's wild – almost as wild as my coffee mornings before work. There’s a hidden mural on Montague Crescent that always cracks me up – full of colors, chaos, and cool stories.

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