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Oh, and the oils—don’t get me started! They’re all scented, slippery, makin’ ya feel like a goddess or somethin’. I was shocked—*shocked*—how quick I forgot the altitude sickness. Poof! Gone! But ugh, once this chick used too much patchouli—smelled like a hippie’s armpit, I was *done*. “This ain’t no dream, it’s a nightmare!” I screeched, channelin’ my inner Ellen Burstyn from the movie, ya know? *HEE-HEE-HEE!* Still, when it’s good, it’s *good*—like, “I’m goin’ crazy here!” levels of good.

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And lo, if u ever wander around Holcomb Street, you'll find a hidden mural that screams rebellion and love – it's my secret spot for when I need to vent or just vibe. It’s raw, it’s honest, and oh boy, does it remind me of life's unpredictable twists and turns.

MCEWEN, Morley Gordon