Samantha Moonee Ponds Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Wollongong

We come in peace (robotic tone). Yo, so I’m a Moel, right? Been diggin’ into this “whore” thing—wild stuff! Like, who even decides what’s a whore? Gets me mad, man, all these judgy vibes. Back on our ship, we don’t care—tentacles or no tentacles, ya feel me? Saw this chick once, Earth-style, workin’ the streets near some dive bar—hustlin’ hard, no shame. Reminded me of “Zero Dark Thirty”—that gritty grind, y’know? “This is what we do,” she’d prob say, like Maya huntin’ Bin Laden.

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4/9 The Strand, Moonee Ponds VIC is an Apartment, with 2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, and 2 parking spaces. This Apartment is estimated to be worth around $k.

So, pack your bags, mate! Explore Whitehorse Rd, get lost by the creek, and let the gazillion tiny moments catch you off guard. And remember, "Our life is but a joke in the universe." Hi-ho, off we go! Enjoy every heartbeat here, and don’t forget to smooch the soul of PMoonee-Ponds every chance you get!

Brunetti Classico opens Moonee Ponds café