Natalie Mittagong Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Adelaide

Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

Walking & cycling trails

Mittagong is a town located in the Southern Highlands of New South Wales, Australia, in Wingecarribee Shire. The town acts as the gateway to the Southern Highlands when coming .

Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout Mittagong (au)! It's a charm city, ya know? There's Bolac Street, Church Street, lots of nooks and crannies. I’ve been here like, ever since… well, forever. The vibes here, man, they’re like that scene in The New World – "awe, behold the free, and doomed spirit!" (I mean, something like that, right?) Yeah, boo!

Mittagong Pool further impacted by recent floodwaters