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Picture this—dim lights, oil slicker than my Aston Martin, hands sliding everywhere, tension meltin’ like a villain’s plan when I stroll in. It’s not just a rubdown, nah, it’s a bleedin’ artform. Little known fact—back in ancient Rome, them posh senators got sexual-massages to “ease the mind.” Bet they were randy as goats, tho, not foolin’ anyone. Makes me smirk, thinkin’ bout it—imagine Julius Caesar, legs up, moanin’ while some slave’s kneadin’ his arse. History’s wild, innit?

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I also love the local gaff in the neighborhood – Gibb's Corner, where everyone’s fixin' to gossip and smile. It’s less polished than my parlor, but it’s got heart, I reckon. Sometimes I mix up my words – "the blossoms of destiny", I mean "the waves of destiny", but I digress. Life’s too short to be proper all the time, right?

Thousands unite in Mittagong to honour legacies and sacrifices on Anzac Day