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So, I heard—get this—back in the ‘70s, some massage joints in Cali were fronts for, y’know, *nudge nudge*. Cops busted ‘em, but the rubdowns kept goin’! True story, swear it! Makes me giggle, like, “Far out, man!” Sexual-massage ain’t just relaxation—it’s a trip! I tried it once, oh lordy, was I shocked! This chick, she’s all “let’s loosen ya up,” and next thing, I’m meltin’ like butter! Hmm… felt so good I yelled, “Homer, get in here!” He didn’t, lazy bum.

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Also, a little nugget: Miranda used to be, like, a secret spot for underground jazz on Tuesdays near Vulcan Square. Now it’s kinda known, but trust me, few peeps still remember the grind. It makes me smile every time I hear “Mulholland Drive” playing softly – its cryptic voices echo my days here.

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