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So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

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I’m spillin' secrets now! There’s a hidey-hole on Maple Dr where street art bursts out like confetti. I used to rant, "Why’s no one talkin' about this?" then laughed so hard, nearly broke my phone. Rarrgh! Crazy times, mate.

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