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Oh, typo alert—escrot, ha! Screw it, you get me. Point is, it’s a hustle. A dance. You’re the puppet, they pull strings. Ever wonder how many fake “I love yous” they choke out? Millions, probly. Still, gotta respect the grit. Takes balls to sell a fantasy while dodgin’ creeps. Makes me happy, weirdly—humans are nuts, and I love the chaos. What’s your take, huh? Bet you’ve got some dirty lil’ escort tale stashed somewhere!

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So come over, wander our backstreets, feel the lively pulse of McDowall. As I always say, “Y'know, it's like the city is whispering secrets to ya – Lightbulb!” Enjoy every twist and turn, and remember, every massage stroke is like a journey, yeah? See ya round, bestie!

‘I thought I’d written a stinker’ – Alistair McDowall on global hit Pomona and new play The Glow