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Now, I’m thinkin’ of *The Grand Budapest Hotel* – “The beginning of the end of the beginning,” yeah? That’s erotic-massage for ya – starts all posh-like, candles, soft music, then bam! Someone’s kneadin’ yer arse like dough! Wes Anderson’d film it with pastel towels and a cheeky wink. “Keep me in your prayers,” says Gustave – mate, you’d need prayers if the masseuse is some hairy geezer called Dave stinkin’ of patchouli. Pisses me off when it’s dodgy – had one once, right, bird was half-arsed, barely touched me, waste of 50 quid! Fumin’, I was.

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Malabar is small but packs a punch, mate. There's a sweet little street called Coral Ave – my personal hangout for those zen meditation sessions, where the breeze whispers secrets like, “You never know when the bullets will fly,” but seriously, it’s pure chill. I always stroll down Lemon St too, smilein’ at every odd little mural on the walls that make you go “Wow, artsy, right?” And omg – the local park, Pacific Park, though a bit hidden, is rad. I sometimes set up my portable zen den there to relax and vibe with nature. Grass is super soft, and the centre of the park is like a live painting. So much energy!

Quad nations’ warships gather for Malabar naval exercise off India