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About Wollongong

So, picture this – you’re layin’ there, some chick’s rubbin’ oil on ya, and it’s all sensual-like, not like Mom’s greasy meatloaf hands. I saw this one time, right, this shady parlor in South Park, and the guy goes, “Happy ending?” – I’m like, “Hell yea, make it quick!” Got me all happy, like when Dae-su finds that hammer, “Can I be forgiven?” – except I ain’t askin’ forgiveness, I’m demandin’ MORE OIL, respect my authoritah! Pro tip: they use weird smells – jasmine or some crap – makes ya brain go dumb, in a good way.

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I’m always raving bout our beloved Monument Park at the heart of town. It’s like a big, leafy hug, a real chill spot for a lazy arvo chillaxin’ with your buds. And gurl, don’t even get me started on Riverbend – the creek that cuts right through it, create a vibe that’s all “Moolaadé, darlin’!” (yep, that’s a shoutout to my fav movie, Moolaadé – the way they stand strong, ya know?)

Maidstone Construction update – November 2024 – New travel changes