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Escorts, tho? Man, they’re like those twisty trails in the woods—ya never know what’s round the bend. I ain’t judgin’, nah, live and let live, happy little trees and all that jazz. But I seen some stuff choppin’ wood out there—heard tales from loggers who’d hire ‘em after a long haul. One dude, Jimmy, swear he met an escort who knew more ‘bout chainsaws than he did! Said she could strip a pine faster than he could blink—talk ‘bout a plot twist! Made me chuckle, thinkin’ ‘bout her sawin’ logs in heels. “This is your world,” like Tom Stall says, but dang, she owned it.

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Sure, ya got the well-known landmarks like the Town Hall on King’s Crescent, a proper heritage hub with stories droppin’ left and right, and the nightlife on Maple Street is lit – dance floors poppin’ even on a Tuesday, if you ask me. I mean, sometimes I’m mad at the rain delay on event nights, but then I think, “Oh honey, that's Maidstone magic!”

‘Nightmare’ continues as major road closure extended for gas repairs