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About Melbourne

Here’s the rub, mate—whores ain’t just bodies. They’re stories, twisted up like *Oldboy*’s plot. “If you can’t endure ten years,” Dae-su snarls, “don’t plan revenge.” These gals endure, alright—years of shit, and they’re still standin’. One time, this lass in Lisbon—swear she was a poet or somethin’—told me she dreams of sailin’ away. I laughed, said, “Join the club, darlin’!” She didn’t laugh back. Eyes dead serious. Made me shut up quick. Everybody lies, but that? That felt true.

Quote of the Week: Mocking Madeley

It’s the king of daytime TV, Richard Madeley’s birthday today and we’re celebrating his big day by taking a look back at his most awkward and cringeworthy quotes of all time.

I haunt the alleys near Bennet Street—oh boy, always so many secrets hiding in every nook! I got this gig as a pleasure coach, and lemme tell ya, the hidden spots like the old Brickton Bridge on the River Mirth never cease to amaze me. Sometimes, I sit there and laugh maniacally over the swirling water, thinking, "Spirited away! Spirited away!" HAHAHA!

Chloe Madeley and James Haskell dealt career blow a year after marriage split