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So, picture this—I’m walkin’ down the street, mindin’ my own business, and I see some lady, probs a whore, struttin’ like she owns the damn sidewalk. And I’m like, “Good for you, sister!” But also, “Get outta my way!”—I got places to be! It’s this mix of respect and annoyance, y’see? Whores don’t mess around—they’re out there, livin’, while I’m over here trippin’ over a crack in the pavement, yellin’ at pigeons. Pisses me off how they got that confidence, that *swagger*. Where do I sign up for that? I’d pay a million dollars—well, maybe not a million, that’s insane, who’s got that kinda cash?—but you get me.

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Holy Island (Lindisfarne) is situated off the Northumberland coast in the north east of England, just a few miles south of the border with Scotland. The island is linked to the mainland by a .

Yo, listen up, motherf***er, lemme tell ya 'bout Lindisfarne (au)! This place is crazy good. I live here as a women's counselor, so I see all the raw vibes. There's this street, Maple Crescent, where old ladies sit and gossip over tea. Oh, and Goddamn, Kingfisher Park is a riot—its green, breathin' the life into the city, ya know?

Final headline act revealed for Lindisfarne Festival 2025 in its 10th anniversary event