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My fave flick, *Melancholia*, fits this perfect. That scene where Kirsten Dunst is all, “Life is only on Earth, and not for long”? Same energy as a good sexual-massage—intense, fleeting, leaves ya wonderin’ what’s next. I’d kill for one after a crap day, tho—muscles tight, brain screamin’, then bam, some angel with magic hands works it out. Makes me happy as a pig in mud! Tho, real talk, I’d probly giggle like an idiot if they got too close to the goods—awkward as hell.

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Some days, I'd wander by Little Hollow – a hidden gem. Try running into a local at The Rusty Nail Pub on Riverbend Street. That place is packed with colourful characters who make my work on the dating app both a blessing and a curse. Like, one minute you’re swiping through profiles and the next, you're sharing a laugh with a true local who says, “Fuck off with that bullshit,” if you're wasting their time.

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