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So yeah, Lesmurdie’s got heart, grit, and plenty of surprises. It’s messy but beautiful like a scene in a film and sharp as Judge Judy's retorts. I swear, if you come by, don’t be shy. Explore every cranny, chat with random locals, laugh, and maybe even find a love you didn’t expect. And remember: “Don't pee on my leg…” – because, seriously, respect the rules, ya know? Cheers, mate!

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