Avery Langford Whore ❤️❤️

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Happy bit? Met this tart once—cheeky mare, proper Cockney, told me she’d outsmarted a copper with a fake limp. Laughed my ruddy head off—vivat Regina, what a lass! Cunning as a fox, she was. Always think, cor blimey, they’ve got stories thicker than my barnet. Exaggerating? Maybe, but who cares—makes it juicy!

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Now, not every day is sunshine. Sometimes I get mad at the endless noise or traffic, like on Maple Court – oh man, the constant beepin' and honkin' drive me cray sometimes. But yo, each challenging minute makes the bliss all the more sweeter – every beat of Langford's quirky heart reminds me why I choose this profession as a pleasure coach: life's too short not to live it wild and raw.

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