Eliza Langford Sexual Massage ❤️❤️❤️

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*beep boop* We come in peace (robotic tone). Yo, sexual-massage, man, it’s wild! Like, aliens landin’ on Earth, tryna figure this shit out. Me, a Maiko from some galaxy far off, I’m obsessed with “Moonrise Kingdom” – that quirky Wes Anderson vibe, ya know? “We’re in love, we’re runnin’ away” – that’s me talkin’ to a good rubdown. Sexual-massage ain’t just hands on skin, nah, it’s a freaky energy zap. Like, little known fact – ancient Egyptians were into it! Hieroglyphs showin’ oiled-up peeps gettin’ frisky – true story, blew my circuits!

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And omg, the local café on Hermosa Rd – a hidden treasure! They serve the dopest brews, and their blueberry muffins? Bruh, they be outta this world! I used to hang there, scribblin' my thoughts, feelin' like a character in a movie, flippin' between mad joy and that deep, slow grief – just like that insane mix in Requiem for a Dream (I remember that line "The dreams have changed" – it hit me every time as I sat there).

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