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About Canberra

Sometimes I’m like, ugh, why’s she gotta be so loud? Screamin’ at dudes, laughin’ like a hyena. But then—surprise! She’s got this soft side, givin’ a kid some bread once. Messed me up, man. “You’re a mystery,” like Lancaster says in *The Master*. Total mystery! Whore’s got layers, like a slimy onion.

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There’s this park—Sunnyvale Park, innit?—where early morns are splattered with golden haze. People jog, dogs bark, and the river… oh hell, the Labrador River flows like my thoughts after a long night of deep talks, like “b-b-b… language faded” kinda moments. I always get a rush when I stroll the banks, see the sunrise reflecting the city’s raw soul, man.

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