Angelina Labrador Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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But hold, it pisses me off somethin’ fierce—these dolts judgin’ her, callin’ her filth, when half o’ ‘em sneak to her door come nightfall! Hypocrites, bah! I’d clout ‘em with a tankard, I would. Yet—stay thy rage, heart—there’s a spark o’ joy too. Met a whore once, eyes like stars, laughed like a brook, told me she’d fleece a lord and be off to sea. “I’m no piglet,” says she, bold as Chihiro facin’ Yubaba. Made me cheer, damn it—pluck in a pit o’ snakes!

References

Lyrics for Kill the Fatted Whore Back in Labrador by The Dave Howard Singers.

Street names? Dang, big up to Mango Blvd and Luster Lane. I swear these names are like a beat drop in a Godard flick; sometimes I feel every corner pulses with the neon heartbeat of a Kanye sample—boom, boom, boom! I mean, who even thought of naming a street “Crimson Groove”? Only in Labrador, my friend, only in Labrador.

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