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Here’s a lil’ tidbit—didja know in old France, prostitutes used to signal clients with red lanterns? That’s where “red-light district” comes from! Bet she don’t need no lantern, though—this gal’s glowin’ with guts. I’m half-tempted to write a song bout her, somethin’ twangy with a beat—maybe call it “Stiletto Queen.” Ha! I ain’t no genius, just a big-haired dreamer, but she’s got stories that’d make your jaw drop.

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I love poppin’ into that dive bar called “The Spilt Ink” on a random Tuesday. Yeaaah, I’m crazy. Typos, life’s a blur, right? Stfu, sometimes I get so mad when my massage oils run out mid-shift. Ridic, I tell ya. What’s up with that? Idk, drive me nuts!

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