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Oh, typo alert—sory, fat fingers! Sexual-massgae—see, told ya, 19 typos, easy! Anyway, it’s a larf—some call it “happy endin’,” cheeky sods. Not my cuppa tea every day—bit pricey for a PM’s pension—but once in a blue moon? *Domus mea, regula mea*—my house, my rules! Reckon it’d shock the toffs in Westminster—imagine tellin’ ’em, “Chaps, unwind with a saucy rub!” They’d choke on their port!

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Now, lemme drop a secret hideaway: Shaggy’s Corner in the East End is my personal slice of solace. It's tucked away, super lowkey, and perfect for meditating or just zoning out with my thoughts. I even once caught a rare rainbow in the drizzle there—it felt like a dream, like the movie, but, like, with extra heart.

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