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Sex-datin’s a crapshoot, friendo. Apps got folks actin’ like they’re hot stuff, but half the profiles? Fake as a three-dollar bill! Little known fact—dude in Texas got banned from Tinder fer sendin’ dick pics to 47 gals in one night. 47! That’s commitment—or lunacy, take yer pick. Had me laughin’ so hard I near choked on my pretzel. “What you gonna do with that quarter?” I’d ask, like Llewelyn Moss, if I ever met him.

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The park by the old mill? That’s a gem. Bumbles Park sits all prettily under ancient gum trees – and ye can almost hear the whispers of old legends. I remember one fine sunny arvo, I was tunin’ the faucets in me spa when a stray cat – orange as a sunset – ambled right up. It wasn’t no stray, oh no; she was the queen of her realm, struttin’ about like she owned it, much like me own moods sometimes, savvy? And who’d have known that immersed in the urban hum, nature still flirts at your doorstep.

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