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Picture this: dim lights, warm oil, someone’s breathin’ heavy—yep, erotic-massage goals. Kinda funny tho—imagine Szpilman whisperin’, “Play for me, or die!” while some chick’s massagin’ his shoulders. Haha, dark humor, I’m twisted! But real talk, it’s intimate—gets your heart racin’, muscles chillin’. Once read this wild story—Victorian docs used “massage” to “cure” ladies’ hysteria. Vibrators came from that, no lie! Blew my mind—history’s freaky, yo.

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And let me tell ya, sometimes I get mad. Ugh, traffic near the Kew Junction. It’s a hot mess, like a perfectly mixed cocktail of absurdity and chaos, but hey – it reminds me life’s beautiful chaos. Even when the roads get rough, I keep chattin’ with my peeps, using slang like “bloody” and “dunno” because it’s comfy, ya feel me?

Kew: Carlton’s former boss Mark LoGiudice and wife Eli selling their luxurious six-bedroom house