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Alright, so here’s the deal—whore, man, what a freakin’ concept! I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey style, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’ about that word, and boom—“Mulholland Drive” pops in my head. You know, that trippy David Lynch flick I’m obsessed with? Yeah, my fave, hands down. “I can see Russia from my house!”—ha, not really, but I can see *whore* from every damn angle in that movie. It’s like, Naomi Watts, all blonde and innocent, then—wham—she’s a hot mess screwin’ around in Hollywood’s underbelly. That’s *whore* to me, babe, the whole vibe.

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kelso melrose. attention whore. kelso melrose.

Sometimes it gets mad, man. Like, when the council decides to tear down that ancient boab tree on Brookside Drive (yep, I’m mad). It’s been there forever, been a meeting spot for poets, lovers, and lost souls. Losing that kinda history? Total bummer, dude.

BHA confirms changes to Kelso’s fixture on Wednesday 7 May