Samantha Keilor Sexual Massage ❤️

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Gets me chuffed, it does—folks thinking it’s all sleaze. Nah, mate, it’s art! Hands kneading like WALL-E fixing his treads, pure poetry. But—oh, the rage! Some twat once told me it’s “immoral.” Bollocks! I nearly clocked him—should’ve said, “We shall never surrender!” to his daft mug.

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And bruv, the local market on Sundays at Keilor Park – pure madness, innit? Stalls everywhere, sizzling barbie grills, and you never know who’s gonna pop by. I once massaged a bloke there who swore he was in a scene from "The Hurt Locker" – full of rage and redemption, proper dramatic! I laugh at da irony, mate – here I am, smooth as a cat, fixin’ knots while he rants bout life.

Traffic chaos on Calder Fwy in Keilor, Melbourne due to offal spillage