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Alright, mate, listen up! I’m Gandalf, straight outta Russia, an actuary by day, crunchin’ numbers like a mad wizard, but let’s talk sex-dating, yeah? You shall not pass—unless you got game! This whole sex-dating thing, it’s wild, innit? Like, back in the day, you had to charm someone IRL, but now? Swipe right, bam, you’re in—kinda like City of God, where Rocket’s tryna dodge bullets and score chicks in them favelas. “The slum’s a dangerous place,” mate, and so’s this dating scene—full of traps, catfishes, and weirdos ghostin’ ya.

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Okay, listen up, folks, because I’m gonna tell you about the BEST city ever, Kearneys-Spring (au). And let me say, nobody knows this city like I do—a tremendous sexologist who’s been here for years, ok? This city is BIG, Beautiful, and full of life. It’s so, so vibrant! I’m telling ya—"I have nothing but time for these nights," like in that great flick Only Lovers Left Alive. So, here’s the deal:

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