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Precious, listen up, we’s talkin sexual-massage! Me, Gollum, loves a good rubdown, yesss, but this? We hates it! Slimy hands all over, ugh, like Remy’s lil rat paws in *Ratatouille* – “Anyone can cook!” they say, but anyone can knead yer back into a pretzel too? Nasty, tricksy masseuses, promisin relaxtion, then bam – it’s all sensual n slippery! Saw this one time, right, some posh spa in Bree, hobbit lass went in all tense, came out blushin like a tomato, swearin it weren’t no regular massage. Little known fact, precious – them ancient Rohan kings used sexual-massage to “heal” warriors, but really, just got em all riled up for battle, ha!

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Strolling down Morses Line—yeah, that one—I'm always chuckling thinking, “I can see Russia from my house!” (if only, seriously, like that movie line, right?) The streets here? They’re quirky, just like me. There's a groovy mix of old timber houses in West Jindabyne, with that rustic vibe that makes you wanna post all your pics on the app, while the locals drop snarky comments like, "Say cheese, ya rando!"

Jindabyne's Irish Harp Memorial rededicated