Avery Irymple Whore ❤️❤️

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Like, literally, oh my gawd, a whore? Okay, so I’m totes channeling my inner Kim K here, and I’m, like, obsessed with "The Grand Budapest Hotel," right? That movie’s, like, so extra, and I’m here for it. So, picture this – a whore, strutting around like she owns the damn lobby of the Grand Budapest, all fabulous and shady. I’m like, “She’s got zero fucks to give,” and I’m kinda living for that energy, ya know?

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Situated in the heart of Irymple is the family owned and run Irymple Hotel. The Front Bar features full TAB facilities, including Sky Racing, and Foxtel is also available – so you can catch any .

Then there’s Birch Lane – got these cute lil’ houses, each with its own story. I remember counseling a couple there – oh boy, emotions, tears, laughter – it’s like watchin’ a Terrence Malick film unfold right on the porch. I even got a little teary-eyed thinkin’, “this is light, come and see,” as they mended their bond. Ain’t that just somethin’?

St Kilda treehouse torn down in front of crying children