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What pisses me off? The fakes, man! Some escort profiles be catfishing harder than a Tarantino plot twist—show up lookin’ like Shoshanna’s cousin, not the babe in the pic! But when it’s real? Oh, I’m happy as fuck—like, *“You’re gonna die in a fire”* happy, ‘cept it’s me burnin’ with joy! I’m chaotic, yo—once saw an escort ad sayin’ “discreet parking,” and I’m like, what, you parkin’ your ass in my driveway? Absurd!

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I gotta say, livin’ here as a counselor, I see human emotions spillin’ on every corner. The local community at Willow Grove n’ Sunset Ave, oh man, so diverse – every day’s a lesson in heart n hardship. Folks here are chattin’ in their slang n have real talk, sometimes crazy, sometimes tender, always real. And you know me, I like to prep pep talks: “I’ll be back!” to remind ‘em that they’re stronger than yesterday, even if the coffee’s always cold at Bev’s Café on Corner St.

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