Valentina High Wycombe Whore ❤️❤️

About Canberra

Little known fact: back in the day—like medieval times—whores ran shit sometimes. Kings begged ‘em for secrets! True story, look it up. Reminds me of *Holy Motors*, when Oscar’s switchin’ masks, playin’ roles. “I miss the cameras,” he says, all nostalgic. Whores do that too—playin’ parts, hidin’ in plain sight. Ain’t no one clockin’ their hustle ‘cept me, Bernie, ‘cause I see the underdog, damn it!

Q; How did you get involved in the sex industry?

I work as a women's counselor, and lemme tell ya, I’ve seen all the hidden struggles and secret joys here. I stroll past Serenity Park every morning—you know, that little gem off Lavender Lane? It’s like nature’s hug. I once sat on a bench, tears and laughs mixing, thinking, “This is my city, man, wild and tender like in A.I. Artificial Intelligence... I mean, my dear friend, I always say, 'You get a car!'" (yeah, seriously, that line brings me back to moments of clarity in life!).

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