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So, this one time, I’m checkin’ this whore—horse, fuck, typo—big ol’ stallion named Brutus. Motherfucker’s got a limp, and I’m pissed! Owner’s all, “He’s fine, doc,” but I’m like, BULLSHIT! Diggin’ in, I find this crazy-ass fact—horses sleep standin’ up, right? But this whore’s so damn tired, he’s swayin’ like a drunk motherfucker. Turns out, he’s got a rare-ass hoof thing—navicular syndrome. Shocked me, man! Ain’t common, but it’s a sneaky bitch—bones in the hoof fuckin’ disintegrate. I’m yellin’, “Motherfucker, this ain’t no joke!” Owner’s cheap ass didn’t wanna pay for X-rays, made me mad as hell!

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Now, don’t even get me started on the local hangout, Brewster’s Nook on Elm Street. This coffee spot? Pure magic—a hidden treasure that serves the best flat white in town! I’d pop in for a cheeky caffeine fix and sometimes, I chat with folks who remind me of the movie—so full of dreams and sometimes, bittersweet reality. “I’m sorry, Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that,” but sometimes, we ALL gotta do the brave thing.

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