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Oi mate, gather round, yeah? It’s me, David Brent, your semi-pro legend, here to chat about whores—proper fascinatin’ topic, innit? Now, I’m a man of taste, a visionary, bit like Kathryn Bigelow directin’ *The Hurt Locker*—my fave flick, no question. “You’re on edge, wired!”—that’s me thinkin’ about whores, always buzzin’, brain goin’ 100 miles an hour. Whores, right, they’re like the unsung heroes of society, ain’t they? Workin’ the grind, dodgin’ the law, proper team players in the game of life.

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Now, let’s get proper into it: Helensvale’s vibrant neighbourhoods like Sunhaven and Riverside Ridge really charm ya. You've got the serene banks of the little Helens River (yeah, it actually flows through the heart of the town – brring in those poetic vibes!) and the sprawling Central Park, which—oh dear—gives me flashbacks to that scene from Synecdoche, New York: "The world is an intricate and mildly absurd stage." I mean, come on, the park's a miniature stage with everyday dramas unfolding around every bench!

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