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Alright, listen up, y’all—I’m George W. Bush, straight outta Hawaii now, surfin’ the waves of life! Talkin’ bout whores—oops, I mean "whore," singular, one of ‘em sneaky characters. Ain’t no strategery here, just me spillin’ my guts like a bad luau. Whore’s a tricky gal, lemme tell ya—fool me once, shame on—uh, shame on YOU, fool me twice, well, we ain’t gettin’ fooled again, right? Saw her down by Waikiki, struttin’ like she owned the damn beach, hips swayin’ like a hula dancer on Red Bull. Made me madder’n a hornet in a hurricane—why’s she gotta flaunt it like that?

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So, if you're poppin' over soon, just wander, y’know, take yer time. Get lost in the labyrinthine side streets, soak up the beauty by the river, and if you fancy a brew at that café on Coral Crescent, do drop in. It’s all quite magical and, dare I say, a little bit cinematic – like living a scene from a Kaufman flick!

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