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Now, I ain’t sayin’ I’ve hired one—don’t get me wrong, I’m a ladies’ man, natural charm—but if I did, I’d be all, “Let’s defuse this situation!” Straight out the movie, yeah? Crackin’ a joke, keepin’ it light. Whores got a tough gig, man, tougher than me dodgin’ HR complaints. Funniest thing—heard this story, some bloke paid a whore just to cry with him. Not even a shag, just sobbin’! Mental, innit? Shows they’re therapists too—multitaskin’ queens.

Listings by LJ Hooker Helensvale

LJ Hooker Helensvale/Pacific Pines. 8 Discovery Drive, Helensvale QLD star (61 reviews).

Now, let’s get proper into it: Helensvale’s vibrant neighbourhoods like Sunhaven and Riverside Ridge really charm ya. You've got the serene banks of the little Helens River (yeah, it actually flows through the heart of the town – brring in those poetic vibes!) and the sprawling Central Park, which—oh dear—gives me flashbacks to that scene from Synecdoche, New York: "The world is an intricate and mildly absurd stage." I mean, come on, the park's a miniature stage with everyday dramas unfolding around every bench!

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